Is This Okay to Do at a Wedding

Please, no! Not even the wedding couple may do a little dry hump on the dance floor. Enough! Your grandma is here!!

Are you okay?

Still no! Okay, Kravis?!

Still no! Okay, Kravis?!

No. In fact, all guests should be required to wear the same big potato sack to guarantee that the couple will have the best outfit. Kendall Jenner and the elaborate cutout dress she recently wore to a wedding has proven that guests cannot be trusted to pick out their own outfits. Potato bags for everyone!

No. In fact, all guests should be required to wear the same big potato sack to guarantee that the couple will have the best outfit. Kendall Jenner and the elaborate cut-out dress she recently wore to a wedding has proven that guests cannot be trusted to pick out their own outfits. Potato bags for everyone!

Kylie can wear her gold dress underneath a big potato sack!

Kylie can wear her gold dress underneath a big potato sack!

Costume changes abound! Guests are allowed to change into as many different varieties of potato sack as they please. The couple is also encouraged to wear as many outfits as possible, especially if part of that couple is Paris Hilton.

I support costume changes abound! Guests are allowed to change into as many different varieties of potato sack as they please. The couple is also encouraged to wear as many outfits as possible, especially if part of that couple is Paris Hilton.

No wedding crashers, please! There probably aren’t enough snacks or chairs as it is.

Not even you, Tom!

Anya Taylor-Joy is allowed to be part of the wedding party but must hide during the entire ceremony as to not be a distraction from what’s important: letting the couple feel like the hottest people there.

Anya Taylor-Joy is allowed to be part of the wedding party but must hide during the entire ceremony as to not be a distraction from what’s important: letting the couple feel like the hottest people there.

In lieu of party favors, the couple must allow guests to drunkenly talk about how funny it is to marry someone with the same name as them the entirety of the evening.

In lieu of party favors, the couple must allow guests to drunkenly talk about how funny it is to marry someone with the same name as them the entirety of the evening.

Unfortunately, no one should be allowed to dance to the horny song from The Lion King. Not even multibillionaires and their offspring.

Unfortunately, no one should be allowed to dance to the horny song from The Lion King. Not even multibillionaires and their offspring.